26.2.09

"You do have nice kneecaps"

My paper is finished and Beowulf is officially an anti-hero. My mind is swimming with thoughts of philosophy and I wsih I was a poet so I could express every thing so beautifully concise.

I’ve decided that I don’t like learning lessons. It seems to me that the only way to do it is the hard way. Of this I disapprove.

ALSO, I don’t like grammar. Well, actually I suppose it’s punctuation I don’t like. Comma splices and such. This is a free country and I think I should be able to, put, commas, wherever, the, hell, I, w,a,n,t, to.

1 comment:

  1. I'm glad that you got your paper done.

    If commas were allowed to be thrown around all willy nilly, I would likely be out of a campus job.

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