My thoughts are scrambled like eggs and compartmentalized like waffles and irrelevant like breakfast itself.
I’m not wearing legitimate clothes right now and by legitimate clothes I mean pants. I am cold.
I feel bad for adverbs. So much hate. In jr. high when we learn about them, no one tells us that they’re part of Satan’s speech. Maybe I’ll adopt one. Love it like my own. Shelter it from all the anti-adverbism in the world.
I feel like I’m waiting for something.
Cody, you act like my list of accomplishments connects to form the double helix that creates this irrational, overrated ginger. My high school self is a different person from a different world with different DNA. Don’t try to figure her out. I never did.
I am disconnected.
I want to be obscene and use all the words that would shock you. But what would mother say?
If I have to read another page about Female Genital Mutilation, I’m going to drop out of school. Mark my words.
I can say I love you 33 different languages.
. . . You have brown hair.
ReplyDeletehuh?
ReplyDeletethere's no way you're an irrational, overrated ginger. . . you have brown hair.
ReplyDeletewhen i say i have brown hair, that's an example of me being irrational.
ReplyDeleteYour hair is like really good cinnamon toast. I like breakfast and your breakfast fun words.
ReplyDeleteIf you can really say I love you in 33 languages, that is cool. 33 is my favorite number. (Scottie Pippen!)
I was pleased to see that you blogged again.
When I said brown hair, it was an example of me recognizing that you are not the same as in high school. Most of us aren't. It's an ok thing. I was just impressed by the accomplishments. All I ever did in high school was radio and orchestra.
ReplyDeleteAll I ever did in high school was eat chicken nuggets and watch disney channel with my girlfriend. We were in love. Then, she married a pot dealer. You guys rule for "doing stuff" in high school. I did win "best dancer" of my graduating class, but I think that was because everyone thought I'd drop out of college and be a stripper, I mean "dancer."
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